Which name fits my character best?

I know you didn't ask this and you'll probably trash me for the comment, but can you give him at least one or two character traits that make him a tiny bit likable/relatable? I just don't see anything in his personality that would make me want to read about him. Plus If he's supposed to be a writer/artist he's got to have some internal quality that identifies with the "every-man" and some kind of underlying honesty that feeds his talent to take on acting roles. He's all bad with no good here--gotta have at least a morsel of the latter.