How would you survive without getting a job or government hand outs?

i went to school and got a worthless masters and bachelor in business only to find out that opportunity is at a all time low and declining (i do IT now but its depressing feeling like a sheep in the herd even though wolves get slaughtered too). Not to mention that I don't want to work or depend on a system that will collapse any day now anyway. I don't want to sell drugs, i don't want to get a job, i don't want a government handout nor want kill people for the mob or government. Im not the most attractive guy around and probably won't score a rich girl that will move me to the hamptons, and my jump shot sucks and I cannot throw a baseball on the corners with speeds varying from 85 to 100 mph. Considering the type of society our civilization has succumb (higher cost of living, lower wages, no job security, loss of benefits and services, what would you do to survive if you didn't want to work, depend on a failed system or receive government hand outs?